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1.不定期洗牙：都啥年头啦？还不每半年洗洗牙？棉袄一样的牙石好漂亮是吧？
　　
2.开宝马：这个甭说了。在咱中国，开这东西的都是没活明白的。
　　
3.当已婚男人情人：此品种阿叔性格优柔寡断，纯属无胆匪类，你说你一个漂亮小MM，找这么个鼻涕样的男人图啥呀？
　　
4.用摄像头照大头照：用摄像头拍大头照，背景是网吧。求您啦，老大不小在网吧上网已经够失败啦。这类头像证明您既没有数码相机又没有品味，丢人呀。。。

5.拍婚纱照：这事儿在上世纪80年代，俺理解，生活刚好点儿，平时照像少，留个艳影儿。您说现在21世纪，花几千银子拍个千人一面的婚纱照，化妆跟嘻嘻TV春晚似的，有劲儿没？甭管有事儿没事儿，来人就塞给人瞧，谁敢说不好啊？您说您有这闲钱，买个DV多好。
　　
6.取笑芙蓉姐姐：人家敢秀，谁请你看了？参差多态是幸福的本源，这话听过没？

7.分手成仇人：买卖不成仁义在，俩人总有开心的日子吧，当个知根知底的朋友不行？笑笑总会吧
　　
8.挺大肚子夹小包：oRz，对出土的祖先磕个头。您要是拿个大哥大再开辆桑塔纳，这套黄金最土装备就算集齐了。

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9.裙子里面套肉色裤子：哪怕你只穿条肉色裤子也好呀，或者不怕冷，光大腿穿裙子养眼。每次见到这种装束，姐姐我都有给丫扒下裙子的冲动……
　　
10.用收藏夹：见站点就拿收藏夹收，收多了，一点“收藏夹”，弹出来菜单跟瀑布似的，您累不累呀？抽屉书签没听过呀

11.到西藏旅游：动不动就“最后一片净土”，“天都是蓝的”，废话，天黑那是要下雨。多矫情呀，不就是个高原旅游点儿吗？至于上升到灵魂层次？
　　
12.觉得爹妈落伍：自己小康啦，能打字上网啦，返过头来觉得不会上网的爹妈落伍。你不教他/她，你咋知道他们不能上网聊天打游戏？他们能生你出来，啥不会呀？

13.说话半英半中：要不你就全英文，反正我也听不懂，要不你就好好说话，你说你跟我一中国人夹带洋文说话图啥呢？牛B你就一口地道的伦敦腔，立马就能到郊区给咱中国人当管家去了。
　　
14.干红配雪碧：干红为啥比葡萄酒贵？不就是因为脱糖了吗？好，您一通雪碧，又回去了。喜欢甜味？您直接喝葡萄酒呀。喜欢气泡？您点香槟呀。一百多的干红，一通雪碧，价格直逼6块一瓶的劣质葡萄酒。

15.穿吊带裙不剃腋毛：妹妹呀。。。。。。你看看何洁，那就是典型，边跳舞，咯吱窝里的毛毛边滴汗，要不您给它扎个小辫算了。
　　
16.群发短信：过年过节，那个乱呀，不管对方是谁，一个群发就出去几百条，你说词儿好也罢了，都是打油诗。我一朋友就是专门给移动干这个的，最喜欢的书是故事会，你说质量能高到哪儿去？你亲手写几个字发过去比这都好。
　　　
17.人生目标买车买房：二十刚出头的年轻人，追求啥不好呀？一开口就是买车买房。我告诉你，上世纪七十年代，那时人们的人生理想是手表、自行车和缝纫机，现在他们人生理想都实现啦。人生一世，值得追求的东西不能都满足啊。
　　
18.吃饭让MM埋单或者AA：妇女解放运动？被忽悠的姐妹们都觉醒啦，你让MM掏钱反而是解放了MM，啥逻辑呀？要不姐姐我解放下你们男人。

19.公众场合抽烟：这个不多说了，反正我见到这型的土人，想想他的肺是啥颜色，一般就消气儿了
　　
20.见面就问QQ号：您花痴呀？


21.拍照时做V字手势：这个去年荣登榜首，今年照样还是进榜呀。没救了。
　　

22.【北京版】在地铁买“刘德华死了”的小报：这报纸打几年前就在北京地铁里卖，小贩一路吆喝“出事儿了，刘德华死了”。刘德华每天都死，持续死了好几年，这报纸得谢谢各路土人。其他地方版本请大家自行补充。

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